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Investment Advice

by on Oct.09, 2008, under Jokes, WTF?

Subject: Investment advice even I understand!

  • If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49 left.
  • With Enron, you would have $16.50 left.
  • With World Com, you would have less than $5 left.
  • But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling, the REFUND would have been $214.


Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It’s called the 401-Keg…..


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