Subject: Investment advice even I understand!
- If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49 left.
- With Enron, you would have $16.50 left.
- With World Com, you would have less than $5 left.
- But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling, the REFUND would have been $214.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It’s called the 401-Keg…..